I heard you guys like bros, so I...wrote another ridiculous chapter of this ridiculous story, ridiculously? It's postcardmystery's fault; I can't bear to take responsibility for my actions here, because they are crazy, crazy actions that continue to make little to no sense at all.

Title: Carpe Brewski
Pairing: Erik/Charles
Rating: R
Author's Notes: This is a ( Read more... )

Okay, um, so, apparently GoogleDocs has made some changes they were kind enough not to mention to me! According to iambickilometer, some people have been getting the option to view docs in the old version or this new version, but I haven't been getting that message, and neither have a number of the other folks I've been PANICKING AT calmly and rationally ( Read more... )

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I think I've mentioned a couple times that I can't access LJ from my office, except from my phone--it's a double edged sword, because on the one hand I WANT TO, but on the other hand it would seriously fuck with my productivity. BUT TODAY IT HAS BEEN TORTURE, because I have been waiting since I ran to grab an iced tea at 8:45 this morning to show ( Read more... )

To the motherfucking dipshit asswipe who clipped my car in the parking lot tonight:

Thank you. No, really--the dent you left by my headlight adds a certain amount of je ne sais quoi to my ride, don't you think? And the scrapes of pale green paint were a really nice touch; they stand out beautifully against the blue, scream accident in bight neon ( Read more... )

For everyone who hasn't read the webcomic Lackadaisy (though you should, you really should, it's amazing), here is a conversation between me and Burrito to show how awesome he is:

Burrito: I've never seen so much perfect snow.
Me: I know, right?
Burrito: I mean, there's no footprints or anything. It's just...perfect.
Me: ....
Burrito: ....
Me: ( Read more... )

So, amongst the shitstorm of craziness I'm dealing with at my job this week, I've been assigned a task that I don't want to talk about because:

a) It is asinine
b) It is asininec) It involved a conversation in which I said, "Hey, can you forward me the email chain with the information I'll need," and the person who assigned me this task said, "No ( Read more... )

OKAY SO I COME BEARING DOMESTICVERSE THINGS. The first is the floorplan for their house in South Pasadena, which I've been wanting to draw up forever. BE ADVISED: I COMPLETELY HALF-ASSED THIS BECAUSE THE SOFTWARE I WAS USING HATED MY GUTS, AND SO I STOPPED LIKE...ADDING FURNITURE AFTER THE KITCHEN AND THE BED. Also, ignore ALL of the dimensions on ( Read more... )

Thing I am deeply considering putting on my journal somewhere even though it totally doesn't relate to the content ( Read more... )